My two names and other business.

Charts:

Average organism lifespan in years. 

Note the jelly fish (Turritopsis Dohrnii) that, due to a unique cell regeneration process, is essentially immortal. This process has the potential to cure many diseases, especially cancer.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how this miraculous process works

…so they can sell it to pharmaceutical companies

…who can then sell it to us.